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First Day of School (joke)

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Post by DJay on Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:47 am

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher greeted the class and said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, 'Give me liberty or give me death?' "

She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of Toshiba, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775," said the boy.

"Now," said the teacher, "who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth?' "

Again there was no response except from Toshiba. "Abraham Lincoln,
1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "You should be ashamed. Toshiba, who is new to our country, knows more about it than you do."

As she turned to write something on the blackboard, she heard a loud whisper, "Damned Japanese."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Toshiba put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982," he said.

At that point, feeling completely disgusted by Toshiba's classroom superiority, a student in the back sighed and said, "I'm gonna throw up."

Teacher said, "Who said that?"

Again, Toshiba raised his hand and said, "George Bush to Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Well suck my dick!"

Once again, it was Toshiba with the answer, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."
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Re: First Day of School (joke)

Post by m!m on Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:51 am

Lmaooooo!!!!!
Wow I understand english joke

clap clap clap 2 myself!!!
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Re: First Day of School (joke)

Post by AznBuffGal on Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:29 am

loooooooooooooool
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Re: First Day of School (joke)

Post by OlderStrongerFaster on Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:37 am

lolz
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Re: First Day of School (joke)

Post by Tasliima on Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:29 am

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Re: First Day of School (joke)

Post by PoisonIvy on Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:48 am

haha.. brokentooth
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