British Asian forum


Join the forum, it's quick and easy

British Asian forum
British Asian forum
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
Latest topics
» Dissertation survey participants needed! Win a £20 Amazon voucher!
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyMon Jun 29, 2015 7:54 am by smdh1992

» UK PASSPPORT AND DRIVER LICENSE
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyWed Feb 04, 2015 10:51 am by roney

» German driver licence and birth certificate
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyWed Feb 04, 2015 10:50 am by roney

» Canadian passport available
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyWed Feb 04, 2015 10:48 am by roney

» Guardian newspaper looking to speak to recently arrived Asian people
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyThu Dec 04, 2014 7:09 am by Emily Guardian

»  Buy Passports,Driver's License,ID Cards,Resident Permits
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptySun Jun 29, 2014 12:46 am by billypatrick

» Buy Passports,Driver's License,ID Cards,Resident Permits
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptySun Jun 29, 2014 12:38 am by billypatrick

» British Passorts for sale
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptySat Jun 28, 2014 11:49 pm by billypatrick

» MY WEBSITES
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyWed Oct 23, 2013 10:01 am by Hamz

» Zodiac Condoms
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyThu Oct 17, 2013 12:16 am by Perverse

» Childrens Salwar Kameez
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Sep 24, 2013 8:05 am by farahma

» fav type of cake?
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptySun Aug 18, 2013 9:11 am by sexc.chica1

» Beer or Ferrari
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptySun Aug 18, 2013 9:10 am by sexc.chica1

» Heroes
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:43 am by TAB_Flags

» kebabs
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:40 am by TAB_Flags

» Whats your favourite sport?
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:39 am by TAB_Flags

» Teeth............................
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:38 am by TAB_Flags

» Mookor Daag NEW BANGLA FILM
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:37 am by TAB_Flags

» whats your favourite movie?
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:36 am by TAB_Flags

» Childhood movies
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:36 am by TAB_Flags

» Transformers 2 Trailer
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:35 am by TAB_Flags

» Katrina to play Sonia in Rajneeti
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:35 am by TAB_Flags

» Gran Torino
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:34 am by TAB_Flags

» Worst movie ever watched??
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:34 am by TAB_Flags

» da last movie u watched?
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:32 am by TAB_Flags

» Fast & Furious 4
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyTue Aug 13, 2013 4:32 am by TAB_Flags

» Question Time
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyMon Aug 12, 2013 2:31 am by Bungy7

» what wud yooh do if ur parentz wanted yooh to geh married in earlie tym???
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyMon Aug 12, 2013 2:30 am by Bungy7

» makeup
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyMon Aug 12, 2013 2:23 am by Bungy7

» AZN BUFF GYAL PLZ READ THIS!
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyMon Aug 12, 2013 2:19 am by Bungy7

» How You Feeliin Now??
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyMon Aug 12, 2013 2:12 am by Bungy7

» Cosmo Sex Tips - Real or Fake ?
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyWed Aug 07, 2013 12:51 am by Perverse

» Smart Swimming Goggles
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyWed Jun 26, 2013 6:45 am by Perverse

» Adult Funnies
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyMon Jun 24, 2013 7:12 pm by Perverse

» women's project
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyWed May 22, 2013 10:13 pm by roclaudia

» Women's project
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptyWed May 22, 2013 10:12 pm by roclaudia

» Tips To Combat Computer Eye Strain
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptySun May 19, 2013 8:47 pm by Perverse

» 5 Brothers share 1 Wife - The Story of Rajo Verma
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptySat May 18, 2013 6:56 pm by Perverse

» Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptySat May 18, 2013 4:58 pm by Perverse

» Finger Exercise To Cure Depression
Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men EmptySat May 18, 2013 4:38 pm by Perverse

Social bookmarking

Social bookmarking reddit      

Bookmark and share the address of Bengali & Asian forum on your social bookmarking website

Bookmark and share the address of British Asian forum on your social bookmarking website


Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men

Go down

Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men Empty Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men

Post by Perverse Sat May 18, 2013 4:58 pm

Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men Art_Sexiquette

Intercourse
Etiquette
and
Decency

Agreed, your table manners are perfect to the T but you may need a little brushing up to do regarding your bedroom manners. It is always a good idea to know few sex etiquettes to ensure a pleasant experience. Here’s a look at some of the bedroom protocol screw-ups that men make.

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay (BUT BY NO MEANS THE ONLY ONE!).

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. Knock it off!

3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner' s face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's pain damn it!

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and sooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy is not.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention!

Cool GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, .... and remember .. it is not the on button for you to hit repeatedly! So, gently rotate your fingers along side of it.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen bank notes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons. There is no turn off like the one where you are passionately kissing and in 2 seconds you have whipped it out or worse yet, have completely stripped.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks fist.

18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Slow is the key! In the beginning build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular movements.

19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hipbones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.


Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men L-1670


21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
In the beginning this is cool. Very seductive, but don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours first; try talking seductively to her, and if all else fails reciprocation is the key!

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like seawater mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you cum so she can do what's necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate all over them. In real life, it is disgusting and a sure-fire way to put an end to your oral fantasies!

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently around the torso area, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first or test the waters with your finger. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from pouring honey on her and licking it off to Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic sound. It's as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because THEY HAVE A PROSTATE! Women don't.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.... and it looks pretty silly when its summer.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men Cocktails_sex_600x450

Perverse
Perverse
Newbie
Newbie

Flirt or Not ? : Flirt
Male
Number of posts : 13
Location : Here, There, Everywhere
Mood : Sex Etiquette & Bedroom Decency for Men Cheerful
Reputation : 0
Points : 4097
Registration date : 2013-05-10

Back to top Go down

Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum