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Post by BQ Fatima Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:28 am

3 nurses working in a morgue,
They discovers a dead man with a hard on.
First nurse says, cant let that to waste and rides him.
Second nurse does the same.
Third nurse says she is on her period but does him anyway.
Then the man sits up and nurses apologise saying they thought he was dead....


Man replies saying he was but after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion he feels better than! ever! lol

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Post by DJay Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:11 am

loolz

a lil sick dou!
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Post by BENGALI_QUEEN Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:22 am

LOL kobis!
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Post by BQ Fatima Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:55 am

lol sorry!!!! i know its a bit like too much... but wen i got this today i cudnt help but share it....


sowii peeps if it dnt cum to ur standards lol....

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Post by viper Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:02 am

^I LIKE IT! ITS FUNNY
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Post by DJay Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:10 am

***muni*** wrote:lol sorry!!!! i know its a bit like too much... but wen i got this today i cudnt help but share it....


sowii peeps if it dnt cum to ur standards lol....

its funny loolz just the thought of dead people made it a lil sickinin

keep the dirty jokes coming brokentooth
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Post by BQ Fatima Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:14 am

yh i knew u wud lyk it i got a few buh ppl's mind wud change bout me.... forget that! brokentooth asthe asthe.... lol

n ewww y u finkin of actual dead people....touch wood i aint gone that road just yet with my studies....

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Post by DJay Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:23 am

***muni*** wrote:yh i knew u wud lyk it i got a few buh ppl's mind wud change bout me.... forget that! brokentooth asthe asthe.... lol

n ewww y u finkin of actual dead people....touch wood i aint gone that road just yet with my studies....

pm them to me then and about people talkin only losers! judge people without knowing them well. : )


send dem and watch me post them in ur name brokentooth
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Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:44 pm

LoooooooooooooL ..hahah Razz
ND CHAPZY TUT TUT .....loooool Razz
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Post by BQ Fatima Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:18 am

Chapzy wrote:
***muni*** wrote:yh i knew u wud lyk it i got a few buh ppl's mind wud change bout me.... forget that! brokentooth asthe asthe.... lol

n ewww y u finkin of actual dead people....touch wood i aint gone that road just yet with my studies....

pm them to me then and about people talkin only losers! judge people without knowing them well. : )

aww bless ya!!! nah i will send em on ere...who cares its funny n harmless jokes.... brokentooth lol.....

send dem and watch me post them in ur name brokentooth

[b]fosa!!! i thought u was being nice.... i was finkin of pm'ing em to you!!!! so cheeky! forget that chapz... wrinting my name!!! Evil or Very Mad Laughing

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Post by DJay Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:21 am

send them to me plz .. I wont post them on here : )
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Post by BQ Fatima Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:23 am

i'll send em on ere...

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Post by DJay Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:29 am

***muni*** wrote:i'll send em on ere...

you was gona post them on here all along Razz tongue
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Post by BQ Fatima Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:39 am

no fosa!!! u made it obvious there guna be from meee so i saved you time! brokentooth

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Post by Baybeee_TiiTCH Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:03 am

LMFAOOOOOO!!! aaahhhh gurd one!!!

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