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Post by DJay on Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:56 am

Q: why do benagli people laugh at water?
A: because they think it's funny!
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Re: Asian Jokes

Post by DJay on Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:56 am

one day three friends were walking in the open where one was blind (kanna), the second was Disabled (lengra) and the last person was poor (fokir). the blind friend suddenly said out lound:

'askeh boro bala shundor din hoyseh' immediately the Disabled man replied:


'kannar kanna dimonu doira laat, dekle kelan'

then the poorman replies to the disabled: 'maarre bhai maar,jhoto taka lageh ami demuneh'
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Post by DJay on Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:01 am

one day son asks his father"dad what is the difference between confidence & confidential"? his father replied

"You see you are my son that is I can say with confidence."

"Your friend Bilal is also my son that is confidential"
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Post by DJay on Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:03 am

A Ricksha wala goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena,
the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Ricksha wala
says koi baat nahin do house full de do. (no worries.. I will have two tickets for the film House Full)
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Re: Asian Jokes

Post by Guest on Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:12 pm

loool

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Post by BENGALI_QUEEN on Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:43 pm

lol i like! keep em coming!
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Post by DJay on Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:46 pm

So, one day there were three man sitting together in a party, they were having an competition about who speaks best English.

1st one was an american.
2nd one was an italian.
3rd one was an Indian
So the condition was that they have to make a phrase or sentance with the color GREEN,PINK, YELLOW in english .
And whoever say it nicely will be declared the winner.

So the american starts: I woke up in the morning, I brush my teeth with GREEN tooth brush, then I wore my PINK T-Shirt and I saw the YELLOW sun.

And then the Italian goes: I woke up in the morning, I saw my GREEN trees, I saw my PINK car, And i bought an YELLOW toy for my boy.

AT the end it was Indian turn , so he speaks very proudly: Ohhh!! I woke up in the morning, I heard the phone GREEN GREEN , then I PINK up the phone and I say YELLOW!!!
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Re: Asian Jokes

Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:27 pm

:p :p
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Post by viper on Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:08 am

lol!
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Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:14 pm

Razz
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Re: Asian Jokes

Post by Tassy on Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:22 am

Chapzy wrote:Q: why do benagli people laugh at water?
A: because they think it's funny!

loool nyc 1 Razz
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Post by adorprincess on Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:44 pm

hah ..lool
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Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:51 pm

typicalllll mumz .... lisen 2 dis wunnn .....HEHEH ..
itz 4 da gurlz btw ...... Razz hehe
wen ur mum takes you shopping 2 buy bra`z , she talking bout how comfy dey are ,and ur size and dat , dey say it sooo loud jus enough to get you embarrassd ......
HAHAH ..............Razz Razz
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Post by adorprincess on Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:55 pm

hahahahaha..heheh lool embaressed
loool plus dey worrie wen iu bye wired wuns cos it can cause cansa
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Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:56 pm

HAHAH ..... ma mum dont .... she let me geh wich evrr i wann heheh ..... :p
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Post by adorprincess on Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:58 pm

looooooool...im wearin wun nw.....loool
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Post by Tassy on Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:08 am

x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x wrote:typicalllll mumz .... lisen 2 dis wunnn .....HEHEH ..
itz 4 da gurlz btw ...... Razz hehe
wen ur mum takes you shopping 2 buy bra`z , she talking bout how comfy dey are ,and ur size and dat , dey say it sooo loud jus enough to get you embarrassd ......
HAHAH ..............Razz Razz


loooool ^^^
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Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:46 am

looool ish tru doe ,it happenz alot ,hehe
did it ever happen to you
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Post by Tassy on Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:03 am

looooool

eeerrrrmmm yeh ^^ embaressed
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Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:05 am

awwwwww ..... im sure it happend tuuuh all ov us ... embaressed
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