Go and get your mother lol

by DJay Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:25 am

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them and into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of light with numbers above the wall light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother

by Ladybird Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:30 am

hahhahaha thtz so mean

by DJay Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:31 am

Ladybird wrote:hahhahaha thtz so mean

Yes women have their shelf life..

How old is to old? Very Happy

by Ladybird Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:04 am

shelf life?

by MyNamesSaima Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:09 am

hehe
dahz funny Very Happy

by DJay Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:10 am

Ladybird wrote:shelf life?

Dont you get it Expirey date Sad

by Ladybird Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:13 am

you knw if you were next to you i would smack you wiv my shoe!

by DJay Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:15 am

Thats ok .. I have a shoe fetish clap

by PoisonIvy Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:10 am

DJay wrote:An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them and into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of light with numbers above the wall light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother

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