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A: The taste of things to come.

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A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.

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A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs.

Q: What's the difference between a boxer and a woman ?
A: A boxer stands up to get knocked down and a woman own to get knocked up.

Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.

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A: Men always seem to miss them.

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A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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Q. What does an atheist shout when she's having an orgasm?
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A: Batteries have at least one positive side.

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A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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