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Post by DJay Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:04 am

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Post by PoisonIvy Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:23 am

^^
brokentooth

wot a lucky escape clap
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Post by AznBuffGal Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:25 am

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

a good 1...

it jus shows da tru natiure of men!!!
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Post by AznBuffGal Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:25 am

PoisonIvy wrote:^^
brokentooth

wot a lucky escape clap

innit
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Post by DJay Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:11 am

AznBuffGal wrote:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

a good 1...

it jus shows da tru natiure of men!!!

Yes we say what we feel... straight foward instructions like this remote brokentooth


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lol!
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Post by PoisonIvy Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:27 am

^^
lol

..is dat one of your inventions??
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Post by AznBuffGal Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:35 am

DJay wrote:
AznBuffGal wrote:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

a good 1...

it jus shows da tru natiure of men!!!

Yes we say what we feel... straight foward instructions like this remote brokentooth


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lol!

joka
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Post by DJay Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:39 am

PoisonIvy wrote:^^
lol

..is dat one of your inventions??
Razz

this is my invention Laughing

Wedding test 1stremotenj3
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Post by AznBuffGal Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:40 am

DJay wrote:
PoisonIvy wrote:^^
lol

..is dat one of your inventions??
Razz

this is my invention Laughing

Wedding test 1stremotenj3

OMG>>>>>>>>>

so cheeky!!!
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Post by OlderStrongerFaster Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:34 am

LMAO!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Tassy Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:47 am

DJay wrote:
AznBuffGal wrote:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

a good 1...

it jus shows da tru natiure of men!!!

Yes we say what we feel... straight foward instructions like this remote brokentooth


Photobucket

lol!

LMAO dis chapzy's remote control i c hahahahaha
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Post by OlderStrongerFaster Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:12 am

^ lolzz
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Post by Tasliima Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:24 am

big grin
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Post by Hamz Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:01 pm

DJay wrote:I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.


lol!
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