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Post by viper on Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:23 pm

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit & Veg. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and red.ď
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple."
The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's
a beetroot, but I like your thinking."

Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy and coloured red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy.
"Is it a peach?" Billy asks.
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato.
But I like your thinking," the teacher replies.


Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard." By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.
"A banana," she says.
"No," the teacher replies,
"it's a squash, but I like
your thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and itís got a head on it."
"Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"








"Nope," answers Johnny, "It's a 10 pence piece, but I like your thinking!"
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Re: Johnny and the Teacher lol

Post by DJay on Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:05 am

lolz
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Re: Johnny and the Teacher lol

Post by PoisonIvy on Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:29 am

brokentooth brokentooth

..shame on her, serves her rite




hmm..wot was she thinkin lol Razz
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Re: Johnny and the Teacher lol

Post by AznBuffGal on Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:32 am

lol..............dats a gud 1...

hehe
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Re: Johnny and the Teacher lol

Post by OlderStrongerFaster on Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:31 am

lmao hehe
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