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Post by Minicab Driver Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:38 pm

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I''m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."


She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Post by DJay Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:50 pm

^ lol! M8 THATS FUNNY!
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Post by Tassy Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:00 am

hahaha^^^

was she naked Neutral
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