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Labour Pains

Post by DJay on Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:10 pm

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out, and they were both very much
in favour of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters
explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and
asked the doctor to go head and kick it up a notch.
Surprised, the doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well
he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the
doctor to transfer all the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband were ecstatic.
But when they got home, the mailman was lying dead on the porch.
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:57 pm

LoooooooooooL how did the mail man die :S ......HAHAHAHA
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by DJay on Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:08 am

^ errm easy have u not worked it out yet .. thats the punch line of the joke... as he is the secret dad not her husband lmao!
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by Babybones_Pipz on Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:29 am

HAHAHA OMG LMFAO
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by PoisonIvy on Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:27 am

haha

ok so I didnt catch the joke at first..till I read Chapzy line
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by viper on Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:44 am

lol!
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:47 am

OMDAIZZZZZZ HAHAHA.......dah iz funnnyyyy .... Very Happy Very Happy
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by Baybeee_TiiTCH on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:00 am

Feeell sorry for the Postmannn!! Buh The Joke is Jokkkeezz!!!

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Re: Labour Pains

Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:02 am

LooooooooooooL ..........
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by Baybeee_TiiTCH on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:03 am

Where did you get the joke from?

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Re: Labour Pains

Post by DJay on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:09 am

Baybeee_TiiTCH wrote:Where did you get the joke from?

I'm the husband of that lady... its a true event brokentooth
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by Baybeee_TiiTCH on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:10 am

hasa ni???/ so hows your likkle baby?? : :

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Re: Labour Pains

Post by DJay on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:12 am

Baybeee_TiiTCH wrote:hasa ni???/ so hows your likkle baby?? : :

All ready wants to be a postman when he grows up for some reason. scratch
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by Baybeee_TiiTCH on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:14 am

after that incident their 1 person short... am sure yur lil one can make up for the loss! brokentooth

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Re: Labour Pains

Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:02 am

Baybeee_TiiTCH wrote:after that incident their 1 person short... am sure yur lil one can make up for the loss! brokentooth


huz da lil wun :s :s scratch
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by BENGALI_QUEEN on Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:18 am

LMAO!
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:22 pm

Razz
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Re: Labour Pains

Post by BQ Fatima on Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:48 am

lol thats a good joke! lol!

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