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Post by DJay on Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:03 pm

bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"


"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sex?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell " Mississippi'."

lol!

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Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:35 am

LoooooooooooooooL hahah .... Very Happy Razz
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Post by BQ Fatima on Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:22 am

lol i like that... Laughing

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Post by viper on Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:48 pm

lol!
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Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:51 pm

but dey didnt spell ............... " Mississippi'."....:S
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Post by BENGALI_QUEEN on Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:20 am

LOL! das jokes!
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Post by x..[Luv]-[PwiNCesS]..x on Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:58 am

Razz
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