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Funny Matrimonial Advertisements
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Funny Matrimonial Advertisements
These are Girls profiles taken from a actual matrimonial website I was looking at.
Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a Profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)
iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
Infact she doesn't know what she wants A LAMP ? ?
my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried.
pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation!)
i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a Profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)
iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
Infact she doesn't know what she wants A LAMP ? ?
my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried.
pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation!)
i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
viper- Junior Admin
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Re: Funny Matrimonial Advertisements
: : classic advertisement!!!! wot a fresh!
BQ Fatima- Ex Mod
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Number of posts : 703
Location : *~Biirmiingham~*
Reputation : 0
Points : 5551
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DJay- Admin/Founder
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Number of posts : 3527
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Reputation : 16
Points : 6232
Registration date : 2008-06-02
QPID- Ex Mod
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Reputation : 0
Points : 5549
Registration date : 2009-01-19
Tassy- Founder's Sis & Best Friend
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Number of posts : 1714
Location : Heaven lol
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Reputation : 6
Points : 6129
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Reputation : 0
Points : 5537
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