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Betelnut wisdom. Bizarre but true…

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Post by DJay on Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:47 am

Betelnut wisdom. Bizarre but true…

My sources in shady places inform me of an American who was having breakfast one morning in a Dhaka hotel. (Coffee, rusks, bread, butter and jam) When a Deshi Babu, chewing betelnut supari, sat down next to him. The American casually ignored the Babu who, nevertheless, embarked on a conversation.

Babu: ‘Americans eat the whole rusk, crusts and all??’
American (in a bad mood): ‘Of course’

Babu: (after gobbing a huge red patch next to the yankies feet) ‘we don’t. We only eat the insides. Crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into rusks and sell them to the states as delicacies.’ The Babu has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.

Babu persists: ‘Do you eat jelly (jam) with the bread and rusks??’
American: ‘Of course’

Babu: (cracking his betelnut between his teeth and chuckling,)’! We don’t. Here we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states. Tee Hee Hee! Just then the American stood up in a rage: I’ve had enough…’

Before he could finish, his face turned beetroot red and abruptly clutching his chest (and nether regions) he hit the deck. The shocked Babu immediately came to his aid as a small crowd gathered, whilst the American continued to turn darker shades of red. Somebody suggested mouth – to – mouth resuscitation. Babu, blaming himself for the collapse, and desperate to make amends dived in.

After several attempts the American seemed to thankfully return to normal. He sat up groggily: ‘Babu, thanks for that, especially since you widely contributed to that scene. I’ve know got chunks of slimy betelnut remnants in my mouth, but hell who gives a Dunkin Doughnut, I’m living and I’ll be damned if I complain’ he sneered. ‘It’s not betelnut’, replied Babu, ‘I forgot to tell you I’m suffering from bronchitis’

^ brokentooth
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Re: Betelnut wisdom. Bizarre but true…

Post by Baybeee_TiiTCH on Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:57 am

.....looooooooolll!!!!!!!

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Re: Betelnut wisdom. Bizarre but true…

Post by Tassy on Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:00 am

hahahahhaha
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Re: Betelnut wisdom. Bizarre but true…

Post by DJay on Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:30 am

Are you the only two.. who found it funny ?
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Re: Betelnut wisdom. Bizarre but true…

Post by Husnak on Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:45 am

wtz bronchitis?
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Re: Betelnut wisdom. Bizarre but true…

Post by Guest on Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:15 am

Lol this iz funny

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Re: Betelnut wisdom. Bizarre but true…

Post by Husnak on Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:18 am

wna tel me wt dat means??
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Re: Betelnut wisdom. Bizarre but true…

Post by Guest on Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:39 am

Husnak wrote:wna tel me wt dat means??
bruncaitus is lyk whn people ave deaseas whn dey bleed chunkz of blud.

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Re: Betelnut wisdom. Bizarre but true…

Post by Husnak on Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:41 am

oh ok...
fankuuu Very Happy
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Re: Betelnut wisdom. Bizarre but true…

Post by BQ Fatima on Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:30 am

u know i liked that joke!!! well funny! but a vry sik thought! : :

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